
Thursday is outpatient clinic day….Read on.

‘Is the entrance around here to family planning’ Asks Lillian looking at the sign.
‘Yep, to the rear’ replies Nurse Skunkhound.


‘Good morning!’ He says as he watches the guide dog lead the patient to the rear.

‘Goodness gracious!’ Matron shouts ‘this is confidential’
‘Oh I am sorry says the extravagantly dressed patient, Brutus my guide dog can’t read and I’m blind, could you show us the way to opthalmology if you may?

‘Good god this is heavy, could you get Lionel and give me a push at all?’ Asks Clive.


‘It can’t be? The famous model Bambi du Chanels can It?’ Says Skunkpussy
‘Maybe she’s here for treatment?’ Skunkhound replies


‘Good morning, are you Bambi du Chanel?’ Dr Bearington asks.
‘Yes, and this is Brutus my guide dog/bodyguard, I’m wondering if you can help me see again?’
‘Yes of course, let’s take a look’ replies the doctor.


‘I’ve put your clothes chest on the ward miss’ says Clive the porter to Bambi
‘Thank you’ Bambi replies
